What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 23:50
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : Then let's have some coffee
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
What are the coolest new smart home gadgets to upgrade your living space?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me : Sure.
Can someone write me a sex story?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : Tea ?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Me : Thank you.
He : I'm 24.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
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He : Btw, you're really pretty.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
What habits do happy couples have?
Me : No
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
What do you think hell is like?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
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Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
What was your first trans experience like?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me : I don't drink
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : I don't drink coffee also
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Me : Because it's month of August.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).